the iraq phrase book

some useful phrases for the next time you visit terrorist's favorite place ...in the world: the middle east!

"Akbar khalikili haftir lotfan"

(Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun)



"Fekr gabul cardan davat paeh gush divar"

(I am delighted to accept your kind invitation tolie down on the floor with my arms above myhead and my legs apart)



"Shomaeh fekr tamomeh oeh gofteh bande"

(I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life)



"Auto arraregh davateman mano sephehhast"

(It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car)



"Khrel jepaheh maneh vajateii amrikahey"

(I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters)



"Balli, balli, balli!"

(Whatever you say!)



"Maternier ghermez ahlieh, ghorban"

(The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency)



"Tikeh nuneh ba ob khrelleh bezorg va khrube boyast ino begeram"

(The watersoaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe)



"Fashaleh tupeman na degat mano goftan cheeshayeh mohemara jebehkeshv arehman"

(If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I
will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

note: results may vary. that, and this is for fun only